Jesus was from Venus and the Star of Bethlehem was, in fact, a vast extraterrestrial mother ship. Apparently.


I’m Andy Clarke

Although I’d like to tell you tales about the time I roadied for rock bands, faked my own death, and dated supermodels, the truth is far less exciting. For the past 30 years, I’ve been a digital product and website designer at Stuff & Nonsense and more recently consultant Director of Product Design at Nozomi Networks. I’ve written several books. Not historical romance novels featuring gypsy girls and lusty stablehands, but about website design including Transcending CSS (2005 and 2019,) Hardboiled Web Design (2010 and 2015,) and Art Direction for the Web (2019.) I’ve lived in Cymru/Wales for 25 years because my private island has very slow internet.